what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
It’s just like:
kindness makes you the most beautiful person in the world. no matter what you look like.
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing