closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.

closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 

WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD

and then it hit me.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

RE-READING AN OLD FAVORITE

dukeofbookingham:

It’s just like:

vogue-hearts:

kindness makes you the most beautiful person in the world. no matter what you look like.

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

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